Captain America (2011) - Mainstream Stupidity!

★☆☆☆☆

To me this film’s a complete failure. Yes, I agree that Captain America is handsome but not cool at all. And the one he falls for is… come on. The story’s so preposterous that I almost stopped it in the middle. Even though the ending kind of explains why so, but the film as a whole is such a turnoff in which you’ll find no laughs or thrills or whatsoever. I know I shouldn’t expect a decent story in a film like this, but even the actions are ridiculously dumb as well. How come he always carries with him a stupid shield like that as it seems so heavy and clumsy either on his back or in his hand, not at all magical, and not used often?

I actually wanted to just write it off, but in case you still feel like digging it and inevitably waste your time, I think I’m responsible to let you know: stay away from any Captains like that, and you’ll be very proud of yourself being able to tame your constant madness over mainstream stupidity!