The Dark Tower (2017) - What A Good Example!

★☆☆☆☆

I don’t like the idea of there’s been a dark tower right in the center of the universe since the beginning of time! How come there’s a dark tower in the first place? What makes it? What makes what makes it? You can go so on and so forth! And what’s the point of being in the center, while y’know any coordinate can be the center or edge of something! Also to think that time has a beginning is so unnecessary and unwise! Well, sad and also glad that the film’s nothing deep about that. ‘The Dark Tower’ is simply a commercial production made to entertain the eyeballs but it miserably fails!

The film seems to rush from the start to the end. Things just happen casually. There’s no buildup or setup or anything! The characters enter. The action takes place. Fight and finish! And there goes another round! The story’s so uninteresting. The action is so lame. Hell that Matthew McConaughey, one of my favorite Oscar-winning actors, appears to be such a nuisance here. ‘The Dark Tower’ is truly one of the good examples of the film trailer being so, so much better than the film itself, and of how a bad script can turn characters into just cardboard figures!