The Blair Witch Project - You Gotta Be Kidding Me.

 (1999) ☆☆☆☆

There are always crazy idiots who'd like to grab a hand-held camera, wave it a bit about, and make something that looks real like a documentary, with the only purpose of scaring a helluva shit out of you. Honestly, I'm not a mockumentary-goer, coz this genre of film makes me sick and nauseous indeed. Every time I tried to figure what they were in fact after, damn, they just wouldn't let me. Come on, Dave, that's exactly the joy of it. Er...well...okay...whatever!

If you, however, have some knowledge about film making, and are desperate to get rich or noticed, here's a very good example of how a 500-thosuand-budge film could get you more than 2 hundred million in return (Obviously, they're not idiots. I'm just being jealous here). No kidding! The Blair Witch Project was so wicked that many people rushed to cinemas for it, and were so willing to be mesmerized. Thank God, I was not one of them. But unfortunately I watched it on VCD, and that made me one of the victims, huh? Turns out it's the worst-est film I've ever seen!

It's supposed to be a horror film (if you really can't get enough, the Spanish "REC" is a whole lot more worth checking out), but it's not scary anyhow. It, on the contrary, made me laugh as one of the guys tried to stir up my emotions with gloopy snot and said "I am so scared! I don't know what's out there. We are going to die out here! I am so scared!". I was scared too, that I wasn't scared at all!

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